Let me tell you... Hips do not lie

murphels:

it must be really sad for chris evans when he finds a nice shirt that fits him really well but then he accidentally flexes his mammoth fucking biceps and hopelessly rips the sleeves into a thousand pieces, which i assume happens at least three times a week

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

officialnoot:

why does this have so many notes

officialnoot:

why does this have so many notes

sebastiangel:

mngwa:

bucksterbarnes:

imagine Bucky goes to have a blood test one time and the nurse can’t find a vein

and they’re like ‘are you sure it’s this arm you usually have blood taken from?? maybe i should try the other one’

and he just looks at them like 
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‘sure if you can find it in a ravine in Europe somewhere’

moika-palace:

theblacklacedandy:

Wonder Bar, 1934

AAHHH ADORABLE

cryptoscience, I already miss you.

bobbyhorin:

when someone younger than you disrespects you

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heismandiego:

this nigga had so many angles. who directed this video lmao

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

shirtless-kili:

magic-disney:

shield-maiden-for-christ:

moistplinth03:

picture-of-sophisticated-grace:

No Sven, we're not going back. She's with her true love.
Best One Yet

I love these transitional gifs

BEST ONE YET

haven’t even seen frozen. still said awwww